Total Medals Earned: 1,092 (From 191 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,405 Points
Medals Earned: 7/15 (125/405 points)
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a multiplier on a boss
Heal an enemy ship
Kill 1000 enemies
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Get a full planet
Get a chain of 10+
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Trippin' Balls
Die 37 times
Survive the cave of blades
Finish the game
Finish the game with no deaths
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
What are you staring at?
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (110/110 points)
Reach Level 1
Reach Level 3
Reach Level 5
Buy some laser guns...
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/135 points)
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Fully upgrade your armor
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/205 points)
You destroyed his abs
You Knocked him out
You won the fight!
You won the game rather quickly
His ribs are showing bro!
At least his face looks better now
Not a scratch on your face
Medals Earned: 8/9 (420/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
First Victory
Beat the Champ.
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!